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  <title>I wish I were Mink Stole</title>
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  <description>&quot;Oh, I love you, Raymond! I love you more than anything in this whole world! I love you even more than my own filthiness! More than my hair color! Mm, God, I love you more than the sound of bones breaking, the sound of death rattle. Even... even more than my own shit do I love you, Raymond!&quot; &lt;br /&gt; good words to open a live journal with, i think. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this isn&apos;t really a journal. i already keep one of those--you know, the kind that&apos;s made out of paper and you write about all your deep, dark secrets in? no one wants to read that shit. trust me. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;m going through a trash and camp phase right now. to indulge this, i have been thinking about halloween. last year i was a slutty spacewoman. a guy wearing chaps and a cowboy hat at the gay costume party (lee&apos;s palace; i got in underage due to a typo on my study permit) dubbed me interplanet janet, so i stuck with it. i had hair back then, so i was able to make one of those fun lolita-cheerleader high ponytails and grease it down with pink hairgel. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;the costume was boffo, if i do say so myself. i was going to make it a yearly tradition, but that&apos;s no fun. so i think this year i&apos;ll be either Columbia from rocky horror or connie marble from pink flamingos. connie would be easier, but columbia would be awfully fun. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tomorrow i work my last day at the boring (but high paying) 9-5 office job i&apos;ve had all summer and immediately afterwards, head back to T.O. maybe i&apos;ll bleach my hair white or something to celebrate my emancipation from the Man.</description>
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